Auto Ha-Ha-Ha

General description

Auto Ha-Ha-Ha cannabis strain was designed to satisfy that specific category of people who smoke weed for giggles. Recognize yourself? Jokes aside, what makes a certain marijuana variety funny or not funny is difficult to generalize. A lot of potent Sativas boost the user’s energy, however not necessarily in a very pleasant way: it takes a cerebral high lover to actually enjoy a promotion of your brain activity. We chose Green Crack that combines being sturdy / predictable in its growth with a euphoric, happy feeling that it is typically known for. To strengthen and compliment its psychoactive potential, we crossed Green Crack with our Satori USA – a special blend of Satori and Northern Lights. A lot of back-crossings then followed to both stabilize the new strain and adjust its parameters to a convenient level (especially height and flowering time). A pinch of Jamaican Ruderalis was added for automatic flowering, and now you’ve got Auto Ha Ha Ha for your pleasure. Its intricate flavor can be described as mango, tobacco and peppermint. Descends from landrace varieties of Colombia, Afghanistan, Mexico, Nepal and Thailand.

Grow peculiarities

In cultivation, Auto Ha-Ha-Ha is a bright example of why autoflowering cannabis is so important. There are many regions where photoperiod-dependent marijuana can’t be grown outside: like, in most of Europe even mid October is too cold. Fully preserving the native properties of tropical weed (colorful, fruity, cerebral), Auto Ha Ha Ha can be grown in any suitable environment: soil or non-soil, hydro (with fast and generous results), out of doors – best aroma achieved in the latter case. Non-stress training like LST or ScroG are a crucial part of revealing the rich potential of this bush, changing its development from vertical to horizontal. Without training, a slender “Christmas tree” shape is what Auto Ha-Ha-Ha grows like. Making it broader and changing the focus of blossoming from the central cola to all nodes means increasing the future yield by 30-50% at least! A vast genetic base serves to protect this marijuana against diseases or pests. Flowering bushes emit a strong sweet scent of tropical fruits and flowers, spiced with herbal and piney hints. Ripening Auto Ha-Ha-Ha weed has a bright coloring, partly because of growing a dense layer of whitish trichomes that contrast with greenery as well as pistils and the colorful pattern of buds themselves. Ready for harvesting at the end of August. 

Effect

Like a solar storm attacks our planet with particles of energy, Auto Ha Ha Ha cannabis buds “shock” our body and mind with biochemical power expressed in THC and other cannabinoids. THC molecule is the same in every strain, but the proportion of the whole cannabinoid contents influenced by a unique combination of terpenes create each variety’s general vibe – which, of course, will be perceived individually according to your physical peculiarities and mindset. The prevailing terpenes in Auto Ha-Ha-Ha are myrcene, caryophyllene, pinene and phellandrene, creating a sweet honey flavor piquantly undertoned with pine and dark tea. An efficient antidepressant, this Sativa has no tendency to induce a paranoid state of mind due to its natural euphoric character. But its high concentration of active components isn’t to be trifled with: start with moderate portions to see how comfortable you are with being Ha-Ha-Ha high. Properly dried and cured buds are an amazing ice-breaker for outdoor activities, loud parties, gigs – or any situation that requires alertness and a positive attitude. Wards off sleep and fatigue, intensifies sexual energies. The effects last for almost 3 hours.