Ha-Ha-Ha

Ha-Ha-Ha marijuana strain is that special type of bud that makes you laugh until you cry! To create this very special variety, we analyzed several potential parent couples with dominance of Sativa heritage. A “marriage” between Satori USA and Green Crack had the biggest potential in terms of combining vigour, productivity and an easy cultivation profile. Both parents offer a strong psychedelic impact that differs in its vibe: more euphoric and uplifting in case of Green Crack, while Satori USA is highly cerebral – even esoteric, according to users’ reports. The outcome of crossing the two strains was thoroughly improved and refined by means of selection as well as numerous crossings with parent varieties (in turns). What we achieved is an outstandingly potent cannabis strain named Ha-Ha-Ha in relation to its “giggly” effects that have been compared to chewing coca leaves. The prevailing terpenes are myrcene, pinene, phellandrene and caryophyllene. That’s why the mango and honey flavor of Ha-Ha-Ha is ornated with piquant hints of tobacco and Shu Puer.

Grow peculiarities

Growing this cannabis out of doors requires a long summer and a warm autumn – preferably, Mediterranean or tropical climate. For indoor cultivation, at least 25-40 litres’ space is necessary for Ha-Ha-Ha to develop roots and to grow into a full-size plant. Tests in different types of soil and substrate have shown that this new Sativa is universal and very adaptive. It tolerated any kind of training, quickly recovering and gaining a broader, more productive structure. ScroG and a combination of LST with topping turned out to be the most efficient techniques with Ha-Ha-Ha weed. As the flowering phase begins, plants intensify their fruity odor which reveals mint and piney hints. Blossoming like a tropical variety should, this marijuana grows colorful voluminous buds of an exotic shape, protecting itself from pests with its intensive scent, both pungent and sweet. Without training, a massive central cola will be the crown of this queen, whereas each trained bush becomes a huge fragrant bud that a giant person could break for making a giant joint. Outdoor plants are fully ripe at the end of October / early in November. 

Effect

How to describe the wild energy that only Nepalese or Colombian native tribes know first-hand? What scientists say about humans using only 10% of the brain capacity is clearly illustrated once you’ve smoked Ha-Ha-Ha. While the fruity and mint aftertaste is wearing out, an increase of heartbeat usually happens along with a slight change of focus in the user’s eyes. Then in 5-10 minutes the tripping starts. Ha-Ha-Ha is a psychedelic weed that shouldn’t be used by those vulnerable to Sativa influence (rush of thoughts, paranoia, etc). If you’re unsure, this potent bud had better be consumed in a well-known environment. The effects include clarity of thought, improved body coordinaton, a general sharpening of all senses. Also, noticeable aphrodisiac powers have been reported. Great weed for a night out partying, spending quality time at a campfire or else re-discovering your inspiration. The effects last for 3 hours at least: a mixture of laid-back relaxation and motivated activity that varies individually.